A Series of Thoughts on iPhone 4 & iPhone upgrading
I just upgraded my year-old iPhone 3GS to an iPhone 4. When I got the 3GS, it was on release day. I don’t normally buy tech products (least of all Apple products) on release day. I like to see how...
View ArticleOf Migraines and Marijuana
A few years back, a scary thing happened. I was staring at a screen and suddenly felt blind. Looking straight ahead at anything would cause it effectively “disappear” from my vision. However, anything...
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I think CSI is a cheap attempt to make pop-culture addicts feel...
I think CSI is a cheap attempt to make pop-culture addicts feel smart about Hollywood Science. It’s almost as bad as trash reality TV, but at least no one’s using Jersey Shore to pretend they...
View ArticleSubscription-Based Firefighting
Subscription-Based Firefighting: So, get this… in Obion County, Tennessee, they have a subscription-based fire department. None of that socialist “government-funded” crap. No sir. In good ol’ Obion...
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iwantursex: itsexclusive: Does this seem fair to y’all? Yep,...
iwantursex: itsexclusive: Does this seem fair to y’all? Yep, that seems about right If the underlying “joke” here is that women need persuasion while men need only the opportunity…. I’ll expel a mild...
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It’s a saccharine cliché to say “make love, not...
It’s a saccharine cliché to say “make love, not war”, but take a moment to look at that photo. Depending on your preferences, there was a moment in your life where you were that lion or that lioness....
View ArticleStoya™: Stoya vs. the Cooties
Stoya™: Stoya vs. the Cooties: My good friend Stoya brings the smackdown, as per usual. A quick, but enlightening read. stoya: I shot one adult film this year. I was in two hardcore scenes, and it was...
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Me and My Dad : Coming Soon to a Podcast near you.
That, right there, is me and my dad. Separated by 30+ years, 100s of miles of physical land, and a thousand miles of political ideology. We try to talk about once a month, and when we do, it turns...
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"...[Adjective] Is My Middle Name"
When I moved to SoCal 10 years ago, the license I received had a very annoying design flaw. I mean a graphic design flaw. Here, I’ll show you.. Now, mind you, that’s my NEW license. Got it about 2...
View ArticleHigh
In an attempt to put some extra effort into my gig this weekend, I got high the other night. I thought maybe it would knock some funny back into place in my brain, where it’s been lying quite stagnant...
View ArticleGlimmer of Hope
Y’know, it’s funny to me (not “ha ha”, but more “jesus, how fuckin’ dumb is this shit?”) that from 2000-2008, the government was more involved than ever they’ve been in a very long time - yet I didn’t...
View ArticleThis is a video from my “audition” set at...
[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]This is a video from my “audition” set at Flapper’s last night. I had 3 minutes, and a new bit I’d written that morning. I intentionally ended it abruptly, cause.....
View ArticleWAH WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH WITH ME? Nobody likes me,...
We’ve been over this time and time again, Magalicious. You require relationships for some arbitrary reason, and I disagree w/that notion. This, of course, assumes there’d be a chance outside of that...
View ArticleThis is a preview of the upcoming podcast I’m doing w/my...
This is a preview of the upcoming podcast I’m doing w/my father. The actual show will be a bit more structured, have actual topics, and you’ll know a bit more about the background of both of us. For...
View ArticleMusings on Turkey Day
It’s always bothered me that Thanksgiving is on a Thursday. Not a specific day, mind you. but Thursday. You’re telling me that the Holiday Folks got together and said “well, we know the year it took...
View ArticleIs that a serious question?!
Kinda. I saw it and laughed, cause fakes are funny, but then I thought you should see it as well.
View ArticleAssange & Rape
This was too long to post on Twitter, but let me sum it up for you. MAYBE Assange is wholly a victim of “weird” Swedish laws (despite it being TWO different cases) and is being brought to trial because...
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The Frenemy.: 25 Things Every Woman's Magazine Will Tell You (and should...
The Frenemy.: 25 Things Every Woman's Magazine Will Tell You (and should probably stop telling you): thefrenemy: Women’s magazines are expensive. In this economy, I can’t just throw 5 dollars out the...
View ArticleDoes anyone reading this remember my old show “Aural...
Does anyone reading this remember my old show “Aural Salvation”? I was out to dinner with Nad the other day and, now that we live in separate apartments, our time together is a lot of fun. We riff and...
View Articlei need to know the details about you and nad for it breaks my heart.
I’ll be talking about it tonight on my other show Straight Riffin : http://riffin.net at 7pm PST (10pm EST).
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